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The Growfa (aka Crazy Secret Birthday Present)

A Crazy Idea...

Stoopid / Funny quotes from Stoopid / Funny sportspeople... You decide.

• "He has South American qualities because he comes from South America."
• Jose Mourinho talking about new signing Claudio Pizarro
• "Its like watching Man United v Chelsea on rollerskates on ice. Brilliant!"
• Some commentary gold from Sid Waddell during the Van Gerwen-Baxter darts match.
• Five Live commentator: "How will Tevez fit into the Manchester United team, Mark?"
• Mark Lawrenson: "Up front with Rooney I'm guessing."
• Mark Lawrenson at his usual sarcastic best after the Community Shield.
• "Great refereeing from the, er, referee."
• Chelsea TV commentator on the referee in the Brondby v Chelsea friendly.
• "And then Carlos Tevez, football's equivalent of a murderer out on bail, scores the goal that kept West Ham up and put us down."
• Neil Warnock, not bitter at all, writes in his book "Made in Sheffield"
• "He is a good, good, good, great goalscorer."
• Matthieu Flamini runs out of superlatives for Thierry Henry when asked how much the Gunners will miss him.
• Courtesy of bbc.co.uk

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